Dogs are my favourite animal. So, as you can imagine, I was looking forward to my time in the canine world. Walks, food, sleep, strokes, chasing sticks and/or balls: good times.
I was expecting to become some kind of solid, desirable dog like a labrador or a spaniel or even something like an enthusiastic terrier. But when I awoke as a dog I was disappointed to realise that I had become a pug. I should have stipulated my preference when the contract was being drawn up. But, what kind of organisation would have a pug as default dog setting?
Anyway, my time as a dog was totally ruined. No one wants to be a pug. They are cute in an ironic sort of way. But they are stupid and irritating too. When I was a pug I annoyed myself.