Man in dramatic super fireball escape
A man escaped certain death uninjured earlier when
everything blew up.
Rikh Gremlin, 35, heroically strode out of a super
gigantic fireball like he didn’t even care.
An elderly eye-witness to the incredible event, which
took place near the park at that bit where the tramps all hang out drinking
booze all day, said, “I was amazed. He looked like something from a film or off
Sky, or something.
“I think the most amazing bit was just after the
explosion, when he walked out of the fireball, unharmed. Amazing.”
Fire-quell operatives were on the scene a matter of hours
after it was reported. They eliminated the hot threat quickly, spraying their
hoses right on to the flames.
Though initially reticent to communicate with us because
of recent (and well-founded) negative press coverage, the fire elimination team
spokesman did eventually mumble a few ill-chosen words. But we have opted to
exclude them from this report as they added little to the story.
It is thought that the fire was started intentionally by
fags smoked by heroic Rikh Gremlin himself. He is now wanted for questioning by
the police team of this city. His whereabouts are currently unknown and the
feds are asking members of the public to come forward if they have any
information that may lead to this awful criminal’s capture.
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